Voldemort in cursed child: I hadn’t slept in a week
I was weak, I was awake
You never seen a bastard orphan
More in need of a break
Longing for Nagini
Missing my wife
That’s when Miss Bellatrix Lestrange walked into my life,

tagged under: I QUEUED THIS IN FUCKING JUNE SO YOU BETTER FUCKING APPRECIATE IT

murphmurphthejerk:

@ the people saying Albus & Scorpius aren’t “Slytherin enough” because they are emotional dorks…imma let you guys in on a secret…all Slytherins are like that. We’re hot messes. It’s why we try so hard to act like assholes who are above everything. You don’t get a whole house built around constant validation of one’s abilities unless you are insecure as fuck. JKR really hit the bullseye with those two. The Slytherins we deserve tbh.

tagged under: This is it the first scheduled post i want to share after CC

ofhouseadama:

kyrispirits:

pottermoosh:

You can always spot which Tumblr users migrated over here from LiveJournal because we consistently call the Read More button ‘the cut’.

#is it not the cut????

#you can take ‘behind the cut’ away from me when you pry it from my cold dead hands #get off my lawn (via themiddleliddle)

Time to nuke this Tumblr and get rid of all these gross acephobics pieces of shit I follow. They’re officially too many for me to just unfollow and block. Gotta use those saved urls. The coming holiday couldn’t have come at a better time.

Fuck you :)

tagged under: acephobia fuck you all

ittybittytatertot:

bifca:

goddessofidiocy:

goddessofidiocy:

“ezra miller is going to be the first lgbt+ person to play a superhero!!”

i mean yes he’s going to be the first to get a solo movie but

oh, and:

all im getting from this post are that the x-men are really gay

tagged under: yes also all the superhero movie franchises suck but mainly the x men are queer as fuck

Society: DONT HAVE SEX. IF YOU DO THE SEX THEN TH DEATH WILL GET YOU. ABSTINENCE. NEVER THE PPEEPEES TOUCHING.
Asexual: I don't like sex.
Society: WHAT THE FuCK IS WROnG WITH YOU??? """"DONT LIKE SEX"""???? HOW?? SEX IS A BASIC HUMAN NEED. EVERYONE DOES THE SEX.

tagged under: lol p much

f-ckyeahfutbol:

kay-marie19:

professor-maple-mod:

phoenix-phoenix:

stuckinremission:

“Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree?“

Holy shit this fucking super power. The avengers did Quicksilver WRONG.

Holy shit

This nigga here…. the best scene out of the whole gahdamn movie!

I think they made Quicksilver the most awesome character in the movies out of sheer spite, and I can get behind that.

halbarry:

some people on this website need to learn the UK has a huge problem with xenophobia, especially towards immigrants from eastern and southern europe, and even if people are white or white-passing they can still face severe discrimination

satan-conduit-le-bal:

oh my god

richardayoade:

“Please know that I was always there with you through everything. I always will be. And I’m proud to have known you and I’m proud that you were mine. Always be yourself. I love you forever. Mum.”